therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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