Where are you?
In a non slutty way
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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