office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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