doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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