i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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