Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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