So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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