she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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