do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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