Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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