How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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