So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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