You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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