YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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