I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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