in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You made out with two different species that night
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
