bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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