The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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