last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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