I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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