In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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