He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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