Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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