she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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