i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my sisters under your porch take her home
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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