We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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