I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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