I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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