Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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