"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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