I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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