yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
