I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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