if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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