What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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