And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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