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i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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