Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
