it glows. i had to have it.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
