Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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