My pussy is not your playground.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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