Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's blow job season.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
