Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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