Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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