Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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