My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just google imaged poop.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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