why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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