I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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