The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We talked him into tasing himself.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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