Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Shame is for Republicans.
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