I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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