My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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